THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU
JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.
It’s almost as bad as mum season.
What the fuck is a mum?
OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!
For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.
You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.
They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.
What the fuck, Texas?
You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.
Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?
1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7
2. I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????
whAT THE FUCK IS A MUM IN THIS CONTEXT I’M SO CONFUSED
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this
Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?
Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.
What a lovely symmetry.
But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.
So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)
UPDATE: Now with more Business.
YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE
He’s like a damn comic book villain.
if he was a tiny schoolgirl this would be the premise for like a dozen animes
I’m verging on videogame boss myself
No one’s going to talk about how these two particular guns, capable of ripping tendon and flesh from bones from recoil alone is, with multiple rounds, being hip fired without hand guard support all by one man?
Fucker no this is superhuman.
#Those are not just ”guns”#those are antimateriel sniper rifles better known as Barret M82A2 if I’m not mistaken#those are rifles designed not to kill humans but rather incapacitate vehicles by shooting penetrating .50 CAL rounds into..say…a jeep’s engine#Those fucking rifles have a HUGE stopping power and the guy’s not even using his fucking shoulder to stop that#he’s shooting them from the HIP as if he were Salvador from Borderlands 2#and he fires more than one round from each#that man has really fucking strong muscles#on closer inspection he does have his left leg forward so he’s properly footed on his right leg#fucking amazing