The land of Mystery and slumber

feferipeixies:

if i ever don’t reblog this assume i’m dead

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malkatz: kawaiigundam: ohmycarveredlund: icelandshookerboots: im trying to summon a 3ds is that a dollar fifty?? i didn’t ask for your sass it looks like you’re trying to summon sollux captor

malkatz:

kawaiigundam:

ohmycarveredlund:

icelandshookerboots:

im trying to summon a 3ds

is that a dollar fifty??

i didn’t ask for your sass

it looks like you’re trying to summon sollux captor

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callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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curiouskitty:

verycunninglinguist:

whatlikeitshard:

jukeboxgraduate:

yerawizardmary:

yerawizardmary:

Dying right now.

I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.imageimageimageimageimageimage

THIS WOMAN IS MY  NEW HERO.

HERO.

When the Internet gives you lemons, make lemonade.

This is such a righteous post that I am happy I stayed up late. I will probably still regret going to school on 5hrs of sleep, but then I’ll just think of this and not give a damn.

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toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

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thefuuuucomics:

harperhug:

What if Logos Told the Truth? 

A series by Viktor Hertz.  

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This started off hilarious and ended up putting tears in my eyes.

HOME SWEET HOME

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